| Beer Quotes |
| Tuesday, 25 July 2006 | |
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. --Humphrey Bogart Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. --David Moulton People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.--Kaiser Welhelm I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do. -- Dylan Thomas You will get an inverted meniscus instead of an extroverted meniscus. -- Guinness Spokesperson describing the results of an improperly poured head. |
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